this calls for action....or a laugh at how childish and inappropriate people can be

it's been a while since i've written anything on paper or the net, but this just had to be shared.  this evening i received a phone call from a number i didn't recognize....against my better judgment i answered....the prepubescent voice on the other end said hi is this alx
me: yes
ppb: are you at the lady gaga concert
me: no, why would i be there
ppb: because your a douche-bag, then hung up.

initially i wasn't thrilled with the call as it interrupted studying, but then i realized that it takes a very special person to a. put someone up to do something like that and; b. a even more special person to actually do something like that.  now i've never been a vindictive, revenge seeking person but i am going to lash out a little:  if you have a prob with me and want to say something meaningful that could help be become a better person have the common decency to tell me.  don't have a 12 y/o boy call me on the telephone to call me a db to give you some sort of sick form of revenge for something that's long since in the past.  and for the record, i may very well be  a db, but if that is the case there was something that probably prompted me to be so.....i'm a fairly nice guy and of the short list (and i mean extremely short) i can come up with of people that may feel that i'm a db, i'm sure something was done to invoke that db-erey to come to the surface and well thems the breaks.