jokes

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from a patients husband, a preacher:
how do you catch a unique rabbit?
u-nique up on him
how do you catch a tame rabbit?
the tame way
how come a skeleton can't make love?
he's got no body
how does a crazy man get through a thickly wooded forest?
he takes the psycho path

from my ci:
a police officer comes across 2 ladies sitting in a car in a car lot. he knocks on the window and asks if the 2 ladies are trying to steal the car, they reply no we just bought the car. the officer inquires are you going to drive it home? the ladies reply no we don't have drivers liscences. the officer inquires further so what are you doing? the ladies reply well we heard a story that if you bought a car here you got screwed, we're just waiting.

the other one from my ci may take some artwork...i'll work on that.